Bring the evidence
Add two names, two photos, and the kind of painfully specific facts a real friend would weaponize.
AI roast battle
You asked for a roast.You got cooked.
Add two friends. Get three personalized AI roast rounds. Send the private voting link. Share the winner with the group chat.
Built for friend groups who already have receipts.
Cooked ArenaRound 02 / 03
Alex
48% of votes
Appearance & lifestyle
The evidence is in.
23 votes and the group is not holding back.
Max
52% of votes
This guy
That guy
Two contestants Three roast rounds Private voting link Winner story card
How it works
Three steps. One group-chat verdict.
No awkward setup. Just enough context to make the jokes land and enough friends to decide who got cooked.
Choose the heat
Set the roast mode, then Cooked writes personality, lifestyle, and final-knockout rounds around your contestants.
Let the group decide
Drop the private link in the chat. Friends vote round by round, then Cooked crowns the winner with the receipts.
Set the temperature
Your group picks the damage.
Every battle starts with consent. Start light, let the room get louder, and save Nuclear for the people who absolutely mean it.
Savage
Funny
Nuclear
Friendly
Private voting arena
battle.cooked / friends only
Alex48%
Max52%
23 people votedRound 2 of 3
Built for the group chat
Keep it between the people who get the joke.
The link belongs in your group chat, not a comment section. Friends vote privately, the score stays live, and the final roast lands where it should.
- Private link for every battle
- Round-by-round group votes
- One final winner with the percentage split
Make the win visible
Give the winner something unbearable to share.
Cooked turns the final score and knockout line into a story-ready winner card. The group has spoken. The evidence is saved.
Claim early battle accessCooked winner
The people have spoken
Alex wins.
63%
“Built a personality around a Garmin watch and somehow still arrived late.”
Round 03 completeShare receipts
Before you enter the arena
Questions worth settling.
Are the roasts actually personal?
That is the point. Add each contestant’s photo plus the details their friends know best, and Cooked turns the evidence into three tailored rounds.
Who can see a battle?
Only the people you invite. Every battle gets a private voting link made for your group chat, not the public internet.
How brutal can it get?
Your group sets the heat before the battle starts. Keep it Friendly, make it Funny, go Savage, or only choose Nuclear with a very willing group chat.
Early access is open
Your group chat has been waiting for this.
Start with the people who know you well enough to make it hurt.
Start a battle